I don't have to wake up for work in the morning so here goes....
12:37am- Conan still makes the same entrance he always does. Its getting old, if you ask me.
12:38- No Conan, I don't give a crap about Max Weinberg or anything that has to do with your drummer speaking.
12:41- Conan makes a really funny joke about Paris Hilton being a whore. But making fun of Paris Hilton is like making fun of the kids on the short bus. Its just too easy.
12:45- Somehow Conan got James Lipton to recite a rap written by Kevin Federline. Now that's good television! And look, he's even wearing his hat sideways, just like all true gangstas.
12:49- A picture of Star Jones just flashed across the screen. Thanks a lot Conan, you cruel bastard. Now I won't be able to sleep.
12:51- Conan just joked about Katie Couric looking like The Joker. That is awesome.
12:55- Nathan Lane is his first guest. This should be good. Gay people are always funny.
12:58- I stand corrected. Gay people are not always funny. Nathan Lane couldn't get a laugh out of a two year old. Holy crap.
1:03- Now Nathan Lane is singing a Lord Of The Rings skit. Somebody hand me a gun.
1:15- Conan's next guest is Padma Lakshmi. I guess she's a supermodel in India. She looks kinda weird, but in a hot way. And there's a huge scar on her arm, like maybe she fell off of a motorcyle or something. But that's cool, I don't like my women to be too hot. I prefer that their self esteem be a little bit lower than mine. Trust me, it helps.
1:19- Now she's talking about eating bull's brains. Okay sweetheart, I have to draw the line at eating animal brains. Even if you are a supermodel who loves to pose nude. Wait, okay nevermind.
1:27- Kris Kristofferson is performing a country song from his new album. Where's that gun I asked for earlier? I'm gonna need it ASAP.
1:30- Alright, that's it. That's enough Conan for one night. I used to love his show but now its usually hit or miss (yeah, like I have room to talk). The hot women are always a nice touch though.
